Angelo Bernardo

First off, what happened to the beaver? I didn’t see the beaver. Someone must have stolen it, because I looked everywhere for that beaver… even inside the fridge. Nevertheless, having a Santa, Miss Santa, and two Jesus’ present at a party is enough to assume that this beaver was not safe at all! So, it probably left… or did it?

I thought maybe Kat a.k.a Miss Le Toe (pronounced ‘mistletoe’) may have hidden it, but “nay.” Than it occured to me that perhaps Sabrina had taken it to her car so she take it home to play with her new kitten… but “nada.”

Curiousity abound, I decided to secretly play detective to figure out who stole the beaver from this bash. I encountered many suspicious looking suspects who seemed to be having a good time. It all led to one simple question: Who stole the beaver?

Soon, my curiousity turned to obsession. Obsession turned to insanity. By the middle of the evening, all I could think about was finding that beaver. I proceeded to have a few drinks, hoping that it allow me to see hidden clues from around the apartment. Before long, I was too drunk to care. The beaver was gone, and I had to accept that the cruel soul that stole the beaver had probably done the unthinkable…

I have no idea what the ‘unthinkable’ is, but it could not have been good. A poor, helpless beaver trapped in a big city with no place, or no one to turn to. Where was its mother? What about its father? Or brothers and sisters?

However, I did notice that the washroom had been made, and ready for someone to take residence. Could it be that someone had prepared the beaver’s bed? Well, all I know that I wasn’t going to sleep there again, after my one-night episode in Korea (re: visit blog titled “Sleeping in the Bathroom).

Possible Beaver Theives:

Could Miss Le Toe have stolen the beaver…

Jeremy…

Ladies… lookin’ good.. lookin’ good… but one of you must have surely stolen the beaver!

The Hood(s) ~ Uh, I mean Hood~Haber(s)

Okay, Jaclyn… She could have stolen the beaver to give to Jeremy as a christmas gift! I wonder.

**Side Note: Jaclyn, here’s the picture you’ve been searching for since your and Jeremy’s house party. Now, I look like shit.. ha, ha.

Shane, doin’ his thing with the camera… “lock, ready and load.” Could there be evidence of the missing beaver in that camera? Only Shane knows.

Jesus and…. Jesus

The beaver sleeps 2nite…maybe

Jesus, Santa, and the Mistress

Miss Le Toe taking aim…

Jesus and Jesus… This time, they sense a disturbance in the air. Surely, they must know that a beaver is missing.

a quickr pickr post